Irina: HMMM
Irina: Oops
Irina: Caps lock.
Beautifuloser: Please don't shout at me.
Irina: BITCH.
Irina: GET IN THE GODDAMNED KITCHEN.
Beautifuloser: ...Dad?

Lauren2: this boy just told me he won't date me until he test drives me first ...
Beautifuloser: What a romantic.

Jenica: ok, i'm back
Jenica: did you send anything while i was kicked off?
Beautifuloser: I thought I'd driven you away with what I said before you left. Ha ha.
Jenica: no way!
Jenica: you said something nice, why would i leave?
Beautifuloser: Ha ha.
Jenica: i mean, unless you were talking smack on my tent
Beautifuloser: I've never met your tent.
Jenica: that's why i like you. you're fair.
Beautifuloser: Though rarely sober.
Jenica: no one's perfect.
Beautifuloser: Especially Vee.
Jenica: ha ha, poor vee
Beautifuloser: She is pure evil. You don't even know. She wouldn't let me have Pop Tarts!

Irina: I tried to watch spanglish because someone told me it was good
Irina: And I nearly stabbed my eyeballs out
Irina: it was neat.
Beautifuloser: It was not good. You should stop talking to that person.

Sharm: i don't know where my birth certificate is
Beautifuloser: Does that mean you were never born?

Vee: How are you?
Beautifuloser: Good. About to leave though.
Vee: Typical.
Vee: I was curled up in bed feeling sorry for myself.
Beautifuloser: As you should be.

Beautifuloser: http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/image.php?u=207596&dateline=1145308446
Vee: Why do you keep sending me that evil girl
Beautifuloser: Yay!

Kirralee: ha ha i have a touch lamp and this bug keeps flying into it making it brighter, it eventually went out again and the bug flew into it again anyway and came back on, its like a bug rave

Irina: Power! Yessss!
Irina: Guess it came back.
Beautifuloser: Well. Good to hear.
Beautifuloser: Keep me updated, okay?

Amber: Milk was awesome.
Beautifuloser: Milk steak?
Beautifuloser: Boiled over hard?

Beautifuloser: But, you know, once you give consent it's open-ended until withdrawn.
Jenica: hmmm.
Jenica: is that in the bible?

Beautifuloser: How do you think you'll die?
Jenica: old, old age.
Jenica: i feel like i am going to outlive everyone i love.
Beautifuloser: What about Jesus?
Jenica: we broke up.
Beautifuloser: But he'd still like to be friends.
Jenica: yeah-h. i don't know if i'm ready for that. he's pushy.
Beautifuloser: Really? I haven't heard that.
Beautifuloser: His dad hates us.
Jenica: have you heard that it was then that he carried you?
Jenica: yeah, his dad's an ass.
Beautifuloser: One time I walked down the beach with him and then it was only my footprints or something. I was pretty wasted at the time.
Jenica: yeah, totally.
Jenica: he had to carry you, you were sooo passed out.
Jenica: he just dumped you on your friends lawn though.
Beautifuloser: Facebook keeps suggesting I add him as a friend.
Jenica: faithbook
Beautifuloser: But I won't. Because then Zombie Jerry Falwell will be commenting all the time and sending friend requests.
Jenica: you could block him.
Beautifuloser: I tried that when he was alive and it still sucked.

Jenica: are you talking to other people right now? i'm just curious.
Beautifuloser: Not really. Vee's chattering at me. I just keep telling her I have a large penis.

Beautifuloser: How is life going?
Sharm: life is going. i don't know how it should be going as i don't really have anything but myself to compare it to
Beautifuloser: I compare my progress in life to that kid from Harry Potter. My life seems pretty pitiful on a constant basis.

Vee: My head is spinning.
Beautifuloser: You're on dope.
Vee: The pope smokes dope.
Beautifuloser: And is a Nazi. Again, you're on dope.
Vee: You are a communist jew!
Beautifuloser: Just like the president!

Beautifuloser: How are you?
Stephanie: i'm okay...making another hat...u?
Beautifuloser: In desperate need of a hat.
Stephanie: no. they sell..and i can use the extra money for vain purchases
Beautifuloser: You're all against me.

Vee: What are you doing?
Beautifuloser: Making fun of you with Nial.
Vee: You and Nial should just get it over with.
Beautifuloser: We are. This is our weekly appointment for this.

Nial: If you're going out, I need tissues and baby oil.
Nial: If you come back and there's a sock anywhere near the door, just walk the block a few times.
Beautifuloser: Will do. Is Tora going with me?
Nial: How else am I going to rape this baby?
Nial: Wait. What?
Nial: I thought you said-. Oh.
Nial: Yeah.
Nial: No.
Beautifuloser: You've gone too far, sir. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Beautifuloser: This will be in your file, flagged in red!

Beautifuloser: Oooh, a Vee FML: Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Vee: I never fart.
Vee: I just go straight to pooping.
Beautifuloser: You must go through a lot of sheets.

Kirralee: thats it WATCH THE MIGHTY BOOSH
Beautifuloser: Oh, I need to. I've had several people tell me to.
Beautifuloser: But I haven't because I like to be contrary sometimes.

Kirralee: do you have greypurple hair enjoy knitting carrying oversized hand bags and hurtling tabbys at people?
Beautifuloser: I'm at a certain age, okay?
Kirralee: *shouts into hearing aid* SORRY
Beautifuloser: I oughta give you what for, you rapscallion!
Beautifuloser: And stay off my lawn or I'll box your ears!

Beautifuloser: It's 10 AM. Should I shower and go get the crap done for the day?
Kirralee: maybe
Beautifuloser: You're so fucking Swiss.
Kirralee: swiss?
Beautifuloser: Yeah. Neutral.
Beautifuloser: Didn't give me a yes or no answer to a yes or no question.
Beautifuloser: That was an agnostic answer!
Kirralee: quit your bickering you old bag!
Beautifuloser: Now feelings are being hurt.

Beautifuloser: You want to see my crappy apartment?
Kirralee: mines worse
Beautifuloser: That did not answer my question in any way.
Kirralee: ok
Beautifuloser: Lawyered.

Beautifuloser: What was the first great book you read?
Kirralee: great.... lol pride and prejudice when i was about 9
Beautifuloser: Wow. That's very advanced for that age. Are you sure you're a foreigner?

Kirralee: i like boiling hot showers i get out looking like a beetroot
Beautifuloser: Hot showers are the best.
Kirralee: is it true people shrink? is that why the tips of your fingers go all wrinkly
Beautifuloser: I'm not going to debate this with you. I'm not going to sit here and debate this with you.

Jenica: how fast do you smoke?
Beautifuloser: Four.

Beautifuloser: I would like to become a professional armwrestler.
Jenica: yeah? are you good?
Beautifuloser: I'll get you tickets.
Jenica: but what if i want to participate?
Beautifuloser: Oh, you can't. No one but me in THE GUN SHOW!
Jenica: that sounds like a challange.
Jenica: i spelled that wrong.
Beautifuloser: I will note this error in your file.
Jenica: ooh, right next to the hitler thing.
Jenica: it does not look good for me.
Beautifuloser: You're doing better than Vee. Her file is frightening.

Kirralee: seriously how come you cant live here?
Beautifuloser: Too much sun. I'd die.
Kirralee: nahhh its raining'
Kirralee: its ok
Kirralee: im whiter then u
Beautifuloser: Take that back. I'm a white male from the American suburbs. There is NO ONE whiter than me.
Kirralee: people think im in the kkk!
Beautifuloser: Don't make me bust some moves on the dance floor.
Kirralee: *mildy amused*
Kirralee: epileptic robot?
Kirralee: is that a white boy move
Kirralee: oo i could go for an imaginary lawn mower
Beautifuloser: Why not the Cabbage Patch?
Kirralee: but the children???
Kirralee: can i have one?
Kirralee: i used to have a red headed one
Kirralee: but my dad threw it out the window one night while pissed and the dog ripped it apart
Beautifuloser: So we're talking about a child here?
Kirralee: cabbage patch kids?
Kirralee: oh god not real ones?
Beautifuloser: Oh. That changes everything.
Beautifuloser: What a hilariously disturbing mixup.

Jenica: you don't have any tattoos, do you?
Beautifuloser: Just the ones I got in prison.

Beautifuloser: I just put a Hungry Man Dinner in the oven. I feel all masculine now.
Jenica: ha ha. are you going to clean up with brawny paper towels?
Beautifuloser: That is a great idea.

Vee: what are you doing?
Vee: (and GUESS what I have!)
Beautifuloser: I'm catching up on what I missed while at work. And I'm gonna guess herpes.