Kirralee: seriously how come you cant live here?
Beautifuloser: Too much sun. I'd die.
Kirralee: nahhh its raining'
Kirralee: its ok
Kirralee: im whiter then u
Beautifuloser: Take that back. I'm a white male from the American suburbs. There is NO ONE whiter than me.
Kirralee: people think im in the kkk!
Beautifuloser: Don't make me bust some moves on the dance floor.
Kirralee: *mildy amused*
Kirralee: epileptic robot?
Kirralee: is that a white boy move
Kirralee: oo i could go for an imaginary lawn mower
Beautifuloser: Why not the Cabbage Patch?
Kirralee: but the children???
Kirralee: can i have one?
Kirralee: i used to have a red headed one
Kirralee: but my dad threw it out the window one night while pissed and the dog ripped it apart
Beautifuloser: So we're talking about a child here?
Kirralee: cabbage patch kids?
Kirralee: oh god not real ones?
Beautifuloser: Oh. That changes everything.
Beautifuloser: What a hilariously disturbing mixup.
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